“If you’re not at the top, then you just…you just do better!
May 21–I am my Grandmother’s dinner date on a friend’s yacht. We walk down to the pier where all of the fancy yachts are docked. There are plastic signs hung from the front of the boats with the names of the company renting them for the night. Women are strutting up and down this pier like it’s a runway! They’re dressed up in expensive dresses and even more expensive heels, which aren’t even allowed on the boats. Most of the boats are rented out for company parties, but others are privately owned by billionaires like Roberto Cavalli who can afford the hefty price tag of a docking space.
Since the boat we’re going to isn’t docked, we’re meeting a smaller speed boat to take us out to it. It’s pretty windy outside and we’re having trouble finding the small boat at the pier. After 20 minutes of walking around and asking if anyone’s name is Luke (the boat operator) we finally find him. Apparently we’re at the wrong pier for a pick-up, but Luke is willing to pull my grandma along this 7′ X 5′ floating platform into his small speed boat.
My grandma is hilariously skeptical. She thinks about it for a few minutes, while the platform is sliding and bobbing around on top of the intense waves. “I have to walk across that?” she says. Luke tries to be persuasive, but even he’s not buying that his manouever is completely safe. With a “I’m not falling into that water and drowning!” my grandma decides to meet Luke on the other end of the pier where there’s a proper docking area.


