Far Flungers

Did more people hate “Speed 2” than saw it?

Gerardo Valero

Jan de Bont’s “Speed 2: Cruise Control” is one of the most maligned movies of all time, earning the wrath of critics and audiences alike. It has a Rotten Tomatoes rating of two percent and an average IMDB grade of 3.5–levels usually reserved for such monstrosities as The Village People’s “Can’t Stop the Music” (8/ 3.7) and the insult to all things good and decent that is Adam Sandler’s “That’s my Boy” (21/ 5.5). Judging from its box office performance, more people hated “Speed 2” than actually saw it. Yet I have to admit that after watching it on its opening weekend in 1997, I left the theater more than happy and was not surprised by the thumbs-ups it received from Siskel & Ebert. Then all hell broke loose. When I dis a movie a friend likes, all he has to do is bring up “Speed 2.”

The Kill Hole: An adventure about remorse

Omer M. Mozaffar

I had the privilege of watching Mischa Webley’s curiously entertaining first film, “The Kill Hole” (2012), at the Black Harvest Film Festival in Chicago. This carefully crafted movie has begun winning awards at festivals across the country, and rightly so. Its director and producer Zach Hagen is congenial and it is a very good movie. It keeps leading you in one direction, in order to sneak up on you in the other.

Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Gerardo Valero

After watching Tim Burton’s remake of “Planet of the Apes” (2001), I concluded there was no need for another “Ape” movie to ever be made. Thirty-three years of progress in makeup technology didn’t help the latter version become any better than the one that inspired it. That’s why, hearing there would be a “Rise of the Planet of the Apes” a decade later, I had no expectations and feared the worst, but the results were pleasantly surprising. We often associate the word “remake” with a lack of creativity so when an exception turns out, it’s important to look back and try to understand the reasons behind this.

A portside gallery of thwarted Destiny

Charlie Schmidlin

“Port of Shadows” begins a revival run at the Music Box on 1/25, and is in the Criterion Collection.

Noir revolves on a shorthand of recognition; a cruel fact expertly utilized by Marcel Carné, when he cast two of the most identifiable of French film stars in his 1938 classic, “Port of Shadows” (Le Quai des Brumes). A pressing fog floods Le Havre in the director’s pre-WWII drama, but even in the thickest mists, Jean Gabin and Michel Simon, then catapulted to fame recently in “Pépé le Moko” and “Boudu Saved from Drowning” could never find secrecy from their characters’ shame-ridden pasts.

Peering into the Darkness of the Labyrinth

Omer M. Mozaffar

The star of Kathryn Bigelow’s “Zero Dark Thirty” (2012) is Kathryn Bigelow. This film is intensely suspenseful, even though we already know the narrative and its ending, or perhaps because we already know. Its drama is all the more compelling because, when listing out all the plot points, this is actually a very straightforward, almost dull story about a chase that, when it completed, was mostly irrelevant. Even the raid on Usama bin Laden’s compound was more of a careful trek through a labyrinth than a shootout. Moreover, we know what happens; we are now watching how.

Insanity Set to Pop Culture Deconstruction

Charlie Schmidlin

* “Detention” is available on Blu-ray and Amazon Instant, and “Girl Walk//All Day” is available for free on Vimeo.

In its drift from one receptive viewer to the next, a cinematic motif or choice soundtrack selection bristles at the prospect of first exposure. Luis Bacalov’s titular, Elvis-aping ballad for “Django Unchained” washed recently for the first time over many filmgoers’ ears, and thus became their primary recollection. The same can and should not be said, however, about the western’s mid-climax “duet” from 2Pac and James Brown later on, which aimed for adrenaline but landed on awkward bafflement instead. Call that disappointing instance decoupage or mash-up, but a post-modern cut-and-paste can also work wonders under the right framework: Two remarkable films from 2012 – Joseph Kahn’s madcap teen genre “Detention” and Jacob Krupnick’s feature-length music video “Girl Walk//All Day” – operate on the opposite assumption; that their usage of pop culture sources finds audiences second-hand, and in doing so ensure their unique re-appropriation attains an euphoric fusion overall.

The smell of the taste of money

You’ll probably despise the main characters in the coldly lavish new South Korean film “The Taste of Money” (2012). I was about to describe them as belonging to the top 1%, but given how shallow and hateful these people are, I think it would be more accurate to say “the bottom 0.01%.” They’re a plutocratic family at the very top of South Korean society. They run a big, influential conglomerate like Samsung and LG (which are also family businesses at their core). They can buy and do anything because of their wealth and the power which comes with it. In their view, they deserve to be called VVIPs, or very, very important people.

Django America

Omer M. Mozaffar

Quentin Tarantino’s “Django Unchained” (2012) is a very good Tarantino movie. Save for “Pulp Fiction,” I tend to appreciate and respect Tarantino movies more than I enjoy them. “Pulp Fiction,” however, was so entertaining that I did not want it to end. Such were my feelings with “Django Unchained.” As a mash of bloody pulp cinema with great aspirations, it is as entertaining as anything I have seen from Tarantino. For Tarantino diehards it is as Tarantino-esque as everything else from him.

Lincoln: The Abe Team

Michał Oleszczyk

“Lincoln,” a new movie directed by Steven Spielberg, overflows with talk, large chunks of which are delivered by the titular character. It opens, however, with an instance of Lincoln listening. After a brief outburst of violence, which allows us to witness the Civil War strife in all its mud-drenched brutality, four soldiers of various ranks and differing races casually approach the sixteenth President and talk to him. Their demeanor varies, running the gamut from celebrity-struck goofiness (“Hey, how tall are you?”) to brave political confrontation by a Black corporal, demanding equal opportunities for a military career. And yet, as the scene closes, the soldiers end up literally speaking in Lincoln’s words. By showing they have memorized the “Gettysburg Address,” they give the ultimate proof of political trust in one’s leader: they allow Lincoln’s mind to merge with their own.

Deadly strangers on a train

“Transsiberian” is a Hitchcockian thriller decorated with icy wintry landscapes. It sets its tone right at the beginning, carefully developing an unstable feeling while loading the story. It steadily amplifies a sense of dread within its closed space. We sense something terrible will happen, and it does happen, but we are surprised because we suddenly find the movie rapidly accelerating on an unexpected course–and it never stops until it reaches to its finale literally approaching toward it from the opposite side.

The Yellow Ticket

Michał Oleszczyk

The only Polish actress ever to become a major Hollywood star, Pola Negri (née Apolonia Chałupiec), lived a life as exciting as the movies she graced with her presence. Born in a small Polish town of Lipno in 1894 (while the country was still under a triple occupation by its neighbors), she climbed her way up: first to the theatre stages of Warsaw and then to the budding movie business. After a successful crossover to the much more sophisticated German film industry — and a happy pairing with its finest director, Ernst Lubitsch — she starred in the international smash-hit, “Madame Dubarry” (1919). It was Lubitsch’s ticket to Hollywood — as well as Pola’s.

The odds are with the house

Gerardo Valero

I’m fairly certain most Martin Scorsese fans prefer his Robert DeNiro period to the current one with Leonardo DiCaprio. The later entries may include the film that won him the Academy Award for Best Picture (“The Departed”) and they’ve surely displayed signs of greatness, but I don’t think any of them can be discussed as pinnacle achievements like his earlier ones.

Trapped in Disney World: Poland’s movie critic of the year and our Far-Flung Correspondent, who gets smacked HARD by Woody

Odie Henderson

Like Mary Poppins, Disney World is “practically perfect in every way.” But what our jolly ‘oliday with Mary didn’t reveal were the slight imperfections alluded to by that phrase’s quantifier: Practically perfect? I’ll bet Ms. Poppins’ small glitches were legendary when they occurred. Maybe her umbrella flights damaged the ozone layer, or her spoonfuls of sugar helped wreck Dick van Dyke’s Cockney accent. I speculate about near-perfection because I’ve been to Walt’s Orlando resort 19 times, and while most of these visits went off without a hitch, when things did go wrong, they went wrong in unforgettable, spectacular fashion.

The color of our emotions, or, “色,戒”

Lust. Caution.
Lust, Caution.
Lust…Caution.

The English name of Ang Lee’s 2007 film consists of two words. Taken separately, they stand alone as individual concepts: Lust, a primal, human urge; Caution, an evolved, societal tool. Put them side-by-side, and contrast emerges: primal versus evolved, individual versus society, incongruent. Poke a little hole in the membrane that separates the two, and dynamics shift. Lust surges in the face of Caution. Caution stares right back, coolly, unflinching.

The stories of “Pi” are both true

I walked into “Life of Pi” with extremely high expectations. After all, Ang Lee is a masterful director who helmed two of the greatest modern love stories in film. The trailers assured me that it was a must-see for the visuals alone, and then a friend said that it would transform me to another world through groundbreaking use of cinematography to manipulate the membrane of water. I walked in expecting the greatest use of 3D in film history; I walked out with much more.

A nameless gangster in 2012’s best South Korean film

Ik-hyeon is a sleazy piece of work you cannot help but look at with disgust and wonder. While he is corrupt, greedy, treacherous, opportunistic, vain, and foolish, he is also a wily scoundrel who may get away with his crimes and misdemeanors even when everything seems to fall down on him, and he is willing to win the game by any means necessary for his survival and advance in the system.