He wants to marry a hairdresser

“Film is the medium that gives room to our fantasies, most of the time harmless, since they are fantasies. The cinema is often more beautiful than life, if only because we write the screenplay.” – Leconte

The Hairdresser’s husband (1990) is a film so fantastical, so sensual, so romantic, that you can not help but sigh in ached longing…a longing that, deep down, you know is untouchable, but how good it is to be drenched so thoroughly in it in a French hairdressing salon, on sunny afternoons and stormy nights?

Dreamers. Lovers. However they came to be we do not know, and it does not matter. They are so content together, indeed so happy that they seem immune to the ravishing of life’s toil. Passion consumes their lives. The day begins with it, and ends with it.

December 14, 2012

Charlatan, Louisiana

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Robert Duvall’s “The Apostle” (1997) is the story of a preacher who believes he has unique permission to phone call the Divine. As is the case with such preachers, the rules of goodness and morality seem to apply to everyone else before they apply to him. Meaning, he is above the law until he gets frightened for breaking the law. So, his combination of impious exhilaration, impatient devotion, and self-righteous rage reveals a man in sunglasses, open palms, and fiery sermons, who plants trees while burning bridges. I love this movie as much as I despise its central character. This movie exists only because of its central character.

December 14, 2012

The Persistence of Memory

Memories don’t really have a beginning, a middle and an end. They’re more like vignetted sensations, impressions and paraphrases, where the most prominent detail might be sticky fingers from handling a bunch of wheat. If you could only live with one memory for all eternity, which would it be? That’s the question Hirokazu Koreeda’s “After Life” asks, while also showing us what makes something memorable.

December 14, 2012

Understanding the Dung Fly

Sang-hoon is a terrifying piece of work. He is someone you never want to mess up with. He is callous, narrow-minded, vulgar and, above all very volatile. Whenever his hair-trigger fury erupts, there’s more than hell to pay — and that happens often.

Even when his temper relatively abates, he is still difficult and hostile to communicate with, probably even with himself. In the opening sequence, we see a young woman being beaten by some guy in the night streets. Sang-hoon appears and he savagely beats that guy. And then, he spits at her, smacks her, and insults her.

December 14, 2012

Those who monitor and those who fear being monitored

Even outside the U.S. it’s common for movie-goers to avoid non-Hollywood films–not that subtitles are such a big deal to us, as we have no choice but to get accustomed to them since childhood. These feature’s real problems are that they don’t often receive much fanfare and their stars aren’t always well known. We tend to stay away until we get one a “must see” recommendations and that was my case with the German film “The Lives of Others” (2006). It’s a shame to think audiences will miss a story so gripping; this is one of the best films of its decade.

December 14, 2012

A killer thriller that spills into horror

“Kill List” is available on demand through select cable providers. Check IFC On Demand for availability in your area.

by Kevin B. Lee

Few things bring out the worst tendencies of Hollywood than the genre mash-up, as evidenced by two of last year’s worst films, “Cowboys vs. Aliens” and “Battle: Los Angeles” (aka “Independence Day” filmed as part Iraq War documentary, part video game). The “movie-x-meets-movie-y” mentality seems to inspire little more than z-level creativity in the land of big budgets and small minds. And yet, somehow the British have a better track record at bringing together disparate elements into a compelling whole. One of the best British crime movies, “The Lavender Hill Mob,” is also one of their best comedies. Their most famous horror movie, “The Wicker Man,” is actually a trifecta of horror, crime thriller and musical. And now there’s Ben Wheatley’s “Kill List,” which takes seemingly familiar genre elements and offsets them in ways that can be confounding, but leave an unforgettable impact. And by impact, I’m not just talking about a scene involving a tied-up librarian and a hammer.

Before we delve into that moment, some set-up: Jay (Neil Maskell) and Shel (MyAnna Buring) are an ex-military couple trying to play house in the Yorkshire suburbs. Judging by their opening screaming match they’re having a rough go of it: Jay’s been out of work for eight months, their savings drying up. All they can do to vent their frustrations is hold swordfights on the lawn with their son and host a rollercoaster of a dinner party with Jay’s war buddy-turned-hitman Gal (Michael Smiley), leading to smashed dishes in the dining room, plans for new contract killings discussed over beers in the basement, and Gal’s mysterious date carving a hex into the back of the bathroom mirror.

December 14, 2012

Bill Clinton: A sinner redeemed

“Clinton” premieres in two parts: Monday, February 20th and Tuesday, February 21st on PBS’s “American Experience” (check local listings for showtimes) and will be available thereafter via PBS on demand. Also on DVD and iTunes.

by Jeff Shannon

I should probably state up front that I was, and always will be, a Clinton supporter. Like our 42nd president, I grew up in a home where John F. Kennedy had been revered as a young, dynamic force of change and hope for the future. When you admire a politician’s core conviction, it’s at least somewhat easier to overlook, if not forgive, their foibles and shortcomings. As a young quadriplegic in 1991, I saw candidate Clinton as an impressive-enough carrier of JFK’s torch, a protector of the disadvantaged who had inherited Jack and Bobby Kennedy’s concern for those who found the American dream elusive or entirely out of reach.

That concern was clearly demonstrated by the defining moment of Clinton’s presidential campaign. It’s one of many pivotal moments captured in the two-part, four-hour documentary “Clinton,” the 16th episode of PBS’s “American Experience” presidents series. At the second presidential debate in Virginia in 1992, a young African-American woman in the audience asked candidates Ross Perot, Bill Clinton, and incumbent president George H.W. Bush a question that was then on the minds of struggling Americans everywhere:

“How has the national debt personally affected each of your lives, and if it hasn’t, how can you honestly find a cure for the economic problems of the common people if you have no experience in what’s ailing them?”

That question could easily be recycled as a present-day jab at Mitt Romney, but let’s stick to history: Bush simply didn’t understand the question, and Clinton seized the opportunity to ensure his victory. Stepping toward the audience in a characteristic display of the sincerity that had propelled his fast-moving career, Clinton demonstrated a concise, compassionate grasp of the question’s meaning, and his answer (a reference to the poverty and middle-class struggle he witnessed while campaigning for Congress and Governor in his native Arkansas) left Bush with a classic expression of election-losing dismay.

December 14, 2012

More sex please, we’re French

“Sexual Chronicles of a French Family” (76 minutes) is available via IFC On Demand.

Let’s play a game. It’s 3 AM and you can’t sleep. A channel roulette session with the remote control stops your TV on a certain network synonymous with softcore erotica. Do you:

a) Roll your eyes and keep flipping the dial before falling asleep to some warped infomercial?

b) Realize you need something more substantial and order “Chicks Who Dig Odienator 29” off the Adult On Demand Channel?

c) Drop the remote and make a date with Rosy Palm and her Five Sisters?

If you answered a, Alex Trebek is here to say “OOH I’M SORRY!!” We’ve got some nice consolation prizes for you as you leave this blog. If you answered b, I thank for your $9.95, but you will also have to leave this blog. Today’s entry is most definitely not your speed. But if you answered c, have I got a movie for you. It’s called “Chroniques sexuelles d’une famille d’aujourd’hui” or “Sexual Chronicles of a French Family,” and you can watch it in the privacy of your own home. I won’t tell, and I certainly won’t cast aspersions. After all, I pitched this movie to review here at The Demanders. After discovering the title, and its French origins, my exact pitch to our editor was “Mmmm! FILTH!” So this sinner casts no stones.

Unfortunately, this sinner has issues with this “Chronicles of Labia,” the least of which is how to review a movie like this. I could take the high road, but if you’ve read this far, you are expecting me to traverse the lowest road possible. To review a comedy, one must admit if it inspired laughter. To review an erotic picture, one must more uncomfortably cop to whether it resulted in the upping of a body part that isn’t a thumb. In that regard, I respectfully submit that this film didn’t do it for me. I expected something a little less squeamish (read: dirtier) than what I got.

“Sexual Chronicles of A French Family” is Cinemax with subtitles, or “Le Çinemax.” It has the same frustrating “hide the good stuff” camera angles as your average straight-to-cable softcore knock-off, and the same repeated positions. In its defense, the film does not contain Cinemax’s ubiquitous bad boob jobs, the ones so dreadful that they turn breasts into triangles, squares and other shapes nature never intended for headlights. The boob job in this film looks fine. “Chronicles” also has a more intriguing plot than any sex film on cable at 3 AM, though this is somewhat squandered.

December 14, 2012

I’m with the Gleaners

The Internet is a nit-picky place, so I’m going to put it out there right away: I’m no linguist. But I’ve been bilingual since birth, and I also learned Italian, German and Spanish along the way. That’s why it’s always fascinated me how languages can be so functionally distinct.

I noticed that in Latin languages, nouns tend to describe what a thing is, while Germanic languages likely tell you what it does. A great example is the French word for skunk, “mouffette,” which recalls the creature’s billowing tail with “mouffe” and denotes its small size with “ette.” Compare it to the German equivalent, “Stinktier,” which literally means stinky animal.

December 14, 2012

Tony is troubled as you can get:The villains of “Iron Man 2”

I’ve always thought Tony Stark looked a bit like a porn star. It wasn’t just the pencil moustache, though that certainly helped. It was his aura, his veneer of venal virtue, his lascivious lothario lifestyle. Plus he was a right-wing arms merchant with a dodgy heart and a drinking problem, who spent half his time in a robot suit serving shoe-pie to people in full anonymity. Even in the Marvel Universe, where other superheroes were only occasionally allowed to venture into shades of grey, Tony Stark stood out as a genuinely troubled character. 

December 14, 2012

Crime in the emptiness of Los Angeles

Michael Mann’s “Heat” ranks right up there with the best of the crime genre from “Rififi” to “The Godfather”. In fact, it is in my opinion the single greatest Los Angeles crime epic of all time, for it encompasses themes and visuals rarely achieved by productions. “Heat” is very ambitious and the end result is nothing short of a larger-than-life epic grandeur of a film.

December 14, 2012

It takes all kinds of critters

There have been many horror movies about deranged characters and their insane deeds which make most of us cringe. As a diligent moviegoer, I have frequently encountered such movies, and I found some of them were enjoyable while others were repellent. While I saw a sense of humor in that ruthless South Korean horror movie “I Saw the Devil” (2010), my eyeballs were rolling in disbelief and disgust in the case of a movie called “The Human Centipede” (2009) and its more atrocious sequel.

December 14, 2012

The James Bond template

Attending the latest James Bond films has been a tradition in my family ever since I can remember, and why not? If anybody went to the movies as often as we did, they were bound to get plenty of “B” grade turkeys, yet the years made clear that just about any 007 film would have something more to offer than most, at the very least those terrific production values.

The first one I can recall going to was “Goldfinger” sometime around age 9, to one of those theatrical re-re-releases which were so common before the days of multiplexes and home video. I have to admit that what really motivated me to go see it back then was solely the possibility of being witness to the cinematic version of my old Corgi Aston Martin DB5 model car but, like most audiences, I found many facets which I had become familiar with, in other movies, being taken to a whole new level.

December 14, 2012

Phil Ochs: All the news that’s fit to sing

“Phil Ochs: There But for Fortune” plays Monday, January 23, at 10 pm EST/PST on PBS American Masters. It will thereafter be available via PBS On Demand, and is currently on Netflix Instant and DVD.

“Mistakes are lodged like harpoons and fish hooks in an intelligent person’s soul,” says one friend of political folk singer Phil Ochsof the deep depression that eventually led him to suicide in 1976. Och’s friends are like that, eloquent and insightful. His mentor Pete Seeger, in particular, speaks like he sings, modulating his voice to give anecdotes a mythic luster and heartbreaking resonance. But after watching “Phil Ochs: There But for Fortune” take a measure of the man’s adult life, it seems that some friends put too much emphasis on generic therapist’s reasons for his downward spiral — schizophrenia, alcoholism, declining popularity. It seems that Phil Ochs’ fall was inevitable, given the fact that his singing career began when he was barely out of his teens, when JFK’s assassination was a couple years off, and crashed after every progressive movement for which his protest songs provided spiritual fuel was crushed.

This is not a standard pop star rise-and-fall story. Ochs was physically involved in the antiwar and social justice movements he sang along with. He headlined, organized and even spontaneously showed up at a staggering number of rallies for various causes. His investment was evident in his performances, presented here with shocking audiovisual fidelity. Even though it’s captured on a black-and-white kinescope, a performance of his song “When I’m Gone” feels as clear and urgent as a live event. So, too, is his strumming and crooning at the 1964 Newport Music Festival. (Simply amazing sound and image restoration here.) The sonorous voice and wide, earnest eyes could just as easily belong to a Wall Street occupier serenading Zuccoti Park.

December 14, 2012

The Arikan Agenda: The Best Films of 2011

A few weeks ago on Facebook — that sly keeper of family secrets, whose memory seems to have increased incrementally with its new Timeline mumbo-jumbo — an actor of some repute posted a list of the best Twitter accounts of 2011, as compiled by a wholly forgettable outlet. He had been placed relatively highly, and someone commented that it was a very subjective list. Apart from the fact that taking issue with “a list of the best Twitter accounts of 2011, lol” is by definition absurd, the statement presented a logical fallacy (I am fully aware of the irony of regarding a throwaway Facebook comment in such depth). All lists are subjective: that’s why they’re lists. Nonetheless, this fairly simple fact gets lost in the year-end frenzy as interested parties start calling for the list-maker’s head, like angry villagers wielding pitchforks, if and when their favoured books, albums, films, etc fail to place on a given critic’s compilation of the year’s best.

December 14, 2012

‘Ponyo,’ the missing Oscar nominee,by Michael Mirasol of Manila

The Oscar nominees have been announced, now cinephiles everywhere have begun nitpicking amongst the nominations. Some will note those that should have and shouldn’t have been nominated, but one almost criminal omission from the Best Animated Film category was the absence of PONYO, Hayao Miyazaki’s latest work for Studio Ghibli.

In terms of filmmaking mastery, one can mention the name Miyazaki in the same breath as Spielberg or Scorsese. His works are beloved by animators, audiences, and critics around the world.

December 14, 2012

“How to Die in Oregon”: It’s personal

“How to Die in Oregon” plays on HBO on May 27, 29 and 31 and June 1 and 6.

Click here for HBO showtimes.

I’ve been encouraged to write autobiographically in this forum, so bear with me, dear reader. We’ve barely been introduced, and this time it’s personal. I’ll be sharing some thoughts about HBO’s extraordinary new documentary “How to Die in Oregon”, but first, allow me this indulgence:

When my father died four months ago at the age of 79, I sat beside him in my wheelchair as his death drew near. I couldn’t hold his hand and he couldn’t hold mine, so I gently touched the parchment-like skin of dad’s withered right arm while my older brother, standing on the other side of the bed, leaned over and quietly suggested to our father that this was “a good time to go.”

Dad must have agreed, because a few seconds later, he did.

He went gently and peacefully after many hours of slow, labored breathing. Only three weeks had passed since he’d been definitively diagnosed with bowel cancer. In a case of fortunate timing, we’d brought him home from the hospital about 30 hours earlier; we knew he preferred to die at home. Apart from the morphine drip we’d been trained to operate by compassionate hospice-care advisors, there were no lethal drugs or physicians involved.

(Above: Jerry and Jeff Shannon, 2009)

December 14, 2012

The People vs. George Lucas

A documentary called “The People vs. George Lucas” gives disgruntled, hard-core, “Star Wars” a chance to vent on the decisions George Lucas has made over the last several years, regarding the alterations to his beloved original trilogy as well as the overall outcome of that series’ prequels. It may be safe to say that these fans’ gargantuan expectations were not fully met.

I have to wonder if such expectations were realistic to begin with, I also ask myself if it was the world we live in today that drastically changed the rules of the game for the release of the maligned prequels. Let’s face it, the insufferable Ewoks never had to face the same fate that Jar Jar Binks did when days after the release of the first prequel, a web site called www.jarjarbinkssucks.com became the talk of the web in its early days.

December 14, 2012

To travel and live without reasons

When I observed the lifestyle of Ryan Bingham in Jason Reitman’s wonderful movie “Up in the Air” early in this year, Lawrence Kasdan’s 1988 movie “The Accidental Tourist” came to my mind. Like Ryan, Macon Leary (William Hurt) knows a lot about traveling around by plane. He can tell you how to pack your bag as small as possible. 

December 14, 2012

Raising Renee: Her sister’s keeper

“Raising Renee” premieres on HBO2 Wednesday, February 22 and is available on-demand at HBO on Demand and HBO Go thereafter.

“Raising Renee” is an accommodating look at the relationship between an award-winning painter, Beverly McIver, and one of her two older sisters, Renee. Although Renee is in her forties, she has the mindset of a third-grader. After their mother dies, Renee goes to live with Beverly and Beverly spends about six years “Raising Renee.”

This is the third look at a family facing life-changing problems from the husband and wife filmmaking team Jeanne Jordan and Steven Ascher. Their first was the personal 1995 “Troublesome Creek: A Midwestern,” in which Jordan’s own family attempts to save their Iowa farm. Given the Audience Award and the Grand Jury Prize for documentary at Sundance, it was nominated for an Academy Award for best documentary feature.

Their second, “So Much So Fast,” looked at the then 29-year-old Stephen Heywood who discovered he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (Lou Gehrig’s disease), a paralyzing neurodegenerative illness. Despite his diagnosis, Heywood gets married to Wendy; they have a child. Heywood died in 2006, but the self-taught architect inspired his brothers to co-found a website for ALS patients and an institute for research into treatment, the ALS Therapy Development Institute.

December 14, 2012
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