Fear of fauna: Of horses & men & ZOO

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“Zoo,” tagged unfairly at the 2007 Sundance Film Festival as “the horse-f—ing movie,” is pure artsploitation. Although labeled a “documentary” by some, it’s really more of a pristine horror-fantasy about sex — that doesn’t quite have the nerve to face the sex or the horror, and only barely scratches the surface of the fantasy. It starts off almost as if it could become a Val Lewton movie (“Cat People”), but keeps at a distance. Its shadows are viewed as atmospheric effects rather than dark, unknown regions in which a body could get lost. Warily, the movie circles the sexuality of its subjects as if terrified of getting its hands (or whatever) dirty.

It’s based on the Enumclaw Horse Case. In 2005, a man in Washington State died from “acute peritonitis,” internal wounds from having intercourse with an Arabian stallion on a farm where social-sexual gatherings were sometimes held for such purposes.

“Zoo” exploits this sensational, scandalous death with ravishing visuals and an ominous score (like Michael Nyman’s work with Peter Greenaway, minus the wit), but steers away from close examination of the physical, emotional, sexual, political, ethical or spiritual ramifications of zoophilia — the movie’s Love That Dare Not Speak Its Name. The name is spoken, of course, but apart from a few brief, provocative voiceover comments about animal “consent,” or humans who really love their animals wanting to take that love further, to fuse with (or become) other mammals, “Zoo” contemplates man and beast from a cool remove. It’s all nicely theoretical and abstract. And yet we can’t honestly grapple with the implications (moral or otherwise) of what zoophiles do if we avoid confronting what they do, to and with the animals. I expected a little more raw emotion — or, at least, passion — here.

No doubt the movie’s reticence comes in part because the three zoophiles who allowed their voice interviews to be used in the film are understandably hesitant to discuss their sexual activities and what drives them — perhaps especially now that bestiality has been officially outlawed in Washington. “Zoo” could have gained some credibility from a little honest (or even dishonest) eye contact, but almost all interviews take place off-camera, including those with people who were not involved in the case, and not at all in the practice of inter-species sex.

December 14, 2012

The Haneke MacGuffin: What is the mystery?

“It’s important to always try to tell a story in a way where there are several credible possible explanations. Explanations that can be totally contradictory!”– Michael Haneke

(This is a follow-up to a previous post: What is hidden in Caché?)

Andrew O’Hehir at Salon.com asks Michael Haneke about the surface mysteries — the MacGuffins, as I like to think of them — in “Caché” and “The White Ribbon”:

AO: You spoke earlier about using the black-and-white photography and the narration as a distancing mechanism, a way to remind the viewer that the film is an artifact. There’s another sense in which you are challenging the audience. As you did in “Caché,” you lead us part of the way toward a solution of the central mystery: Who is committing these violent acts, and why? And then you seem to suggest that solving the mystery is not actually important.

MH: Those are the least important questions. In my previous film, “Caché,” the question of who sent the videotapes isn’t important at all. What’s important is the sense of guilt felt by the character played by Daniel Auteuil in the film. But these superficial questions are the glue that holds the spectator in place, and they allow me to raise underlying questions that they have to grapple with. It’s relatively unimportant who sent the tapes, but by engaging with that the viewer must engage questions that are far less banal.

December 14, 2012

TIFF: A-maze-ing

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Guillermo del Toro’s “Pan’s Labyrinth” is that rarest of cinematic rarities, a fully and flawlessly realized fantasy film. It’s also, as of today, my favorite movie of the dozen or so I’ve seen in Toronto. Layers of imagery and storytelling fold back on themselves to create a completely formed world. And, best of all, it’s a fairy tale that has not been prettified or bowdlerized for kids. It stakes out imaginative territory much closer to the fantastic visions of Bergman or Cronenberg than to those of C.S. Lewis or Tolkien. (The R rating for “graphic violence and some language” should tell you something. I think the film earns its R — though I’m sure there are plenty of kids under 17 who will love it — but I’d prefer that the R be attributed to “gruesome imagination.”)

It’s 1944, after the Spanish Civil War, and the fascists under dictator Francisco Franco are fighting the insurgents (or rebel “freedom fighters,” as the film portrays them). A little girl named Ofelia is taken by her pregnant mother to live with her evil fascist stepfather, Captain Vidal, at a military installation in an old mill in the forest, next to an ancient stone labyrinth. Ofelia longs to join her real father, now dead, and to sit at his side as the princess of a fantasy kingdom. Insects, faeries and a faun appear to her, claiming that she is the long-lost princess they, and her father, have been waiting for.

December 14, 2012

Opening Shots: Brazil

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From Raymond Ogilvie, happyreflex:

This is really the second shot, following a brief bit of above-cloud photography. Let’s not be too picky.

It starts with a TV set turning on. A suitable enough opening that many films have used. We know that when the movie starts with some TV, always with a healthy dose of analogue noise, we’re being greeted by a commentary on the movie’s world before we enter it. The TV set itself has a retro-futuristic design; the kind that was popular at least from the 20s into the 50s. All smooth curves, no sharp angles. Red and blue lights outside blink on and off, casting subtle glows onto the scene.

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The TV shows a commercial from Central Cervices. An imposing logo and a happy little jingle: “Central Services. We do the work, you do the pleasure!” And already we don’t trust them! It’s a very Orwellian thing. We’ve lost freedom of choice in this society, and that’s exemplified here by Central Services. All our home repair needs are now taken care of by official government employees, who can be as inefficient, bureaucratic, and unaccountable for their own blunders as they please. The customer comes last.

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Now here’s the Central Services spokesperson. He’s here to tell us about how we can replace our old, unsightly ducts with newer, more fashionable unsightly ducts. They just get in the way and clutter up your living space, don’t they? The ducts are just like the bloated, bureaucratic government: they exist only for their own benefit. The public is an afterthought. You’ll see just how little the bureaucracy cares about human beings when the innocent Mr. Buttle is wrongly arrested and accidentally killed during interrogation, and no one feels any remorse: they just don’t want to be stuck with the paperwork.

December 14, 2012

Has Tarantino produced a “legacy of greatness”?

Quentin Tarantino told a BAFTA audience in London last month that he’d like to remembered for a body of work, like Howard Hawks.

This sparked a discussion between Anne Thompson and Jack Mathews of moviefone.com over at the indieWire-hosted Thompson on Hollywood (cross-posted at Slate Film Salon) — a “dueling blog” about whether Tarantino (who told the New York Times that he worked quickly to get “Inglourious Basterds” ready for Cannes because he “wanted to have a masterpiece before the decade’s out”) can be said to have produced “a legacy of greatness”:

JM — … No question, he has proven his greatness to his hardcore fans, among whose numbers many critics and film scholars can be counted. But in the 16 years since “Pulp Fiction,” he has not come close to matching that film’s brilliance. His movies, while enjoyable to watch, are self-indulgent games for him. If “Inglourious Basterds” is a great war movie, “Blazing Saddles” is a great Western. They’re both fun but that’s all they are.



AT –Wow. Do movies have to educate us?

December 14, 2012

Giving in to it: Tiger Woods Voicemail Slow Jam Remix

I tried to avoid it, but it took too much effort. Now I’ve given up, given in. I don’t care about whatever’s going on with Tiger Woods, the pro golfer. I had managed to ignore nearly all references to it, except for a rather amazing Taiwanese news-ish video re-enactment of crash scenarios (below, after jump). But then I accidentally happened upon this, and it made me laugh/cry. Not because it has much to do with that golfer, but because of the skill and wit with which it nails a particular musical style, using an actual “found” voicemail message and transforming it into a hilarious melodramatic narrative. I await the vintage Grand Ol’ Opry version…

December 14, 2012

Well-Shot and Needs Editing

The other night I had dinner with some longtime film critic friends (mmmmmm, homemade Rogan Gosht!) and we got to talking (and laughing) about the dumb things you overhear people say in movie theaters — whether at critics’ screenings or multiplexes. The funniest kind are those intended to convey some kind of filmmaking savvy or insight but that actually reveal ignorance by saying nothing at all. It’s inexcusable when critics use these buzzwords, and it’s just as embarrassing when affected “laypersons” (“civilians”? “Regular Joes”?) use it, even as inane small-talk. [Clarification: It’s not just empty-headed, it’s the very definition of pretentious.]

In the 1970s and 1980s you always heard people compliment “the beautiful cinematography,” but not so much anymore. (I don’t know if this had anything to do with David Watkin’s magnificent 1986 Oscar speech for “Out of Africa,” but I’d like to think so.) It was the kind of thing someone could substitute for not saying anything at all: “Well, I noticed something about the movie: some of the pictures were pretty!”

Now it’s “well-shot,” which means absolutely nothing — or, rather, could mean absolutely anything — except, maybe, “not well-shot.” It’s almost the same as clichéd small talk about the weather: “Nice day,” “Hot enough for you?,” “It’s not the heat it’s the humidity”… Actually, no, those things have more meaning than “well-shot.” Anyway, it’s one of those things lazy critics habitually throw into the final paragraph of their reviews, which Richard T. Jameson (of Straight Shooting and other venues) has summarized as: “There was also photography and music.” A local semi-reviewer recently invoked the phrase with regard to the shaky-cam work in “The Hunger Games.” He didn’t like the movie… “but it was well-shot.” Which means… what? The focus-puller was doing his job? What, exactly, was “well” about the way it was shot?

December 14, 2012

Opening Shots: ‘Petulia’

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From Tom Sutpen, If Charlie Parker Was a Gunslinger, There’d Be a Whole Lot of Dead Copycats:

There is no more enigmatic image in the badly underappreciated canon of Richard Lester than the opening shot of his 1968 masterpiece “Petulia.” Outwardly it gives us scant information, it establishes little that could be called functional, it lasts a handful of seconds, no more; yet it instantly sets the tone for a film in which nothing fully belongs to recognizable human reality except the errant bursts of emotion its principals seem to have forgotten they were capable of.

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Silent but for the sound of sqeaking rubber wheels, three overdressed, wheelchair-bound whiplash cases are guided through a somewhat dank, inactive, seedy-looking hotel kitchen by impassive attendants. Though Lester’s camera never leaves the front of this odd train as it travels down a long corridor, one neck case following the other, there’s no sense of real movement in the shot (as there would have been had, say, Stanley Kubrick executed it), apart from the wheelchairs and the camera seemingly joined in concord.

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The people being transported . . . even the attendants ostensibly doing the driving . . . seem incidental. And the looks on their faces say it all. They could be going to a Coronation, they could be going to the Gas Chamber; they’d probably look the same in either event: Too deadened even for passivity. One almost concludes from the elements of this shot that things, objects, have more life in them, more reflex even, than humans do. Which is wholly consistent with a film where style and manners and form appear to have consumed all of humanity’s natural impulses while its back was turned.

December 14, 2012

Wesley Morris’s Pulitzer Prize-winning hits

(AP photo)

Earlier this week Wesley Morris of the Boston Globe became only the fourth film critic to receive a Pulitzer Prize, after Roger Ebert (Chicago Sun-Times, 1975), Stephen Hunter (Washington Post, 2003) and Joe Morgenstern (Wall Street Journal, 2005).

A few other movie critics have been named as Pulitzer finalists — Stephen Schiff (Boston Phoenix, 1983), Andrew Sarris (Village Voice, 1987), Matt Zoller Seitz (Dallas Observer, 1994), Stephen Hunter (Baltimore Sun, 1995), Peter Rainer (New Times Los Angeles, 1998), Ann Hornaday (Washington Post, 2008), A.O. Scott (New York Times, 2010) — and I’ve read and admired many of them over the years.

I was first impressed by Morris’s writing when he was in San Francisco, where he wrote for both the Chronicle and the Examiner, in the late 1990s. With him and Ty Burr on the movie beat, the Boston Globe now has one of the best critical teams around. And that’s saying something: The New York Times team of A.O. Scott and Manohla Dargis is far and away the finest in that paper’s history.

The Pulitzer submissions from Morris (who’s only 36) covered films and subjects such as “The Help,” “Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol,” “The Tree of Life,” “Drive,” the “Fast and Furious” series, “Scream 4,” “Weekend,” “Water for Elephants,” Sidney Lumet and Steve Jobs. A few excerpts to give you an idea of what earned him the prize:

December 14, 2012

These guys make Guy Ritchie’s career all the more insignificant

I was recently on a plane from Chicago to Seattle and Guy Ritchie’s “Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows” (2011) was playing. I didn’t watch it (to paraphrase “Night Moves”: “I saw a Guy Ritchie movie once…”) but every time I looked up at the screens, the same thing would happen: The action would speed up and slow down within individual shots. In the days of film, you might call it overcranking and undercranking, but this was digital. You remember “The Matrix.” It was all very 1999.

Shortly thereafter I saw this video (and many others) by Genki Sudo / World Order. I find their movements, accomplished with their bodies in real time and not with camera tricks, mesmerizing (robot moves aside, reminiscent of David Byrne’s “Once in a Lifetime”) and somehow quite moving. They’re getting at something profound about the rhythms of technology and biology and modern rituals. And, as a side effect, they make Guy Ritchie’s directorial career look all the more insignificant.

L to R: Takashi Jonishi, Yusuke Morisawa, Ryo Noguchi (chief choreographer), Genki Sudo (vocal, producer & director, retired Ultimate Fighter), Masato Ochiai, Akihiro Takahashi, Hayato Uchiyama.

December 14, 2012

The toy that does all the playing for/at you

“Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” (aka “ROTFL” to those who are rolling on the floor laughing about it) reportedly cost somewhere between $200 and $300 million to make, and the only special effects the critics are talking about are the ones of humping dogs. Or maybe they’re humping dog-bots.

Anyway, there’s nothing like an Uwe Boll movie to bring on the critical invective. Did I say “Uwe Boll”? I mean Michael Bay, of course. How did I get those two confused? What I mean to say is that critics who hate this movie don’t just hate this movie, they find it anti-movie.

Why? It’s just a summer screen-filler, isn’t it? Stephanie Zacharek of Salon.com thinks it stinks:

December 14, 2012

Irreversible: Will he see it or will he pass?

The decision to see a film is irreversible. The decision to not see it — today, right now — is not. It can be put off indefinitely, subject to reconsideration at any time — until you run out of time, permanently — but once you’ve seen the movie, you can’t “urn-see” it, no matter how much you might want to. Innocence cannot be recaptured, virginity cannot be restored. In a suspenseful post at Sergio Leone and the Infield Fly Rule, Dennis Cozzalio faces this dilemma head-on: Should he watch Gaspar Noe’s grueling 2003 “Irreversible”? Sometimes, Dennis writes, he is nagged by the presence of films “that I feel an obligation to get to know, sometimes out of simple curiosity, sometimes because to not know them is to be left out of a conversation that might stretch beyond the boundaries of that one particular film, and sometimes I feel the desire to see a film because people I respect and trust advise me to see it because they hold it in high regard. That sense of obligation reared its head again this past week concerning Irreversible, a movie with a rather proud reputation for being a shocking, unrelenting, formally compelling but ultimately nasty piece of work.”

December 14, 2012

Generic Movie Based on the Movie They’ve Been Releasing Every Single Week Since the 1980s

This is pretty much exactly what most new indie and studio movies look like to me. Not just the Oscar-hopefuls and the Sundance selections. And not just the trailers, but the entire movies themselves (which are usually laid out, beat by beat, in the trailers). This one’s funnier, though, because it doesn’t pretend to be anything more than a familiar schematic diagram. Which is exactly what these comfy, risk-averse movies seem to be aiming for.

Starring Robert Pattinson or Adam Sandler, Natalie Portman or Sandra Bullock. Directed by Ron Howard or someone whose only previous work has been on YouTube.

(tip: Max Kleger)

December 14, 2012

The Favoritest Movies (or Everybody Loves Lieblingsfilme)

View image Just a few of my very favorite stars from “Boogie Nights.”

Yes, I know “favoritest” isn’t a word, but I’m (mis-)using it in the spirit (though not the letter) of the German language, in which you can construct all kinds of nifty words freely and on the spot — like “Nachkriegsjahrzehnte,” which as near as I can tell means “the decade after the war.” All in one word! Wundervoll! Es ist mein neues Lieblingswort! German happens to be the primary language of the excellent film magazine Steadycam, edited by Milan Pavlovic, which has just published a magnificent 50th edition/25th anniversary issue (354 pages, plus a 24-page insert — the size of a film festival catalog!), featuring a massive tribute to Robert Altman and an international poll of “lieblingsfilme” — or, as I prefer to think of them, “favoritest films.” (I’ll take that over “most unique” any time.)

See, these are not just favorite films. They are the 30 most favorite films of the participating critics and filmmakers. (I suggested some online critics be included, so some of my favoritest — including Dennis Cozzalio and Andy Horbal — were also invited to contribute faves.) The last such Steadycam poll was in 1995, and although many of these movies are also on the AFI 100, I really enjoy the eccentricities and idiosyncrasies of these individual and collective selections.

I’ll have more about my 6,000+ words on Lady Pearl in “Nashville” (greatly expanded from a spontaneous Scanners post after Altman’s death last year), but since we’ve been talking so much about the AFI 100 and other lists recently, I thought I’d take the opportunity to share the results of Steadycam’s poll, along with my “30 lieblingsfilme” — as I threw them together the day I submitted my list….

December 14, 2012

Goodfellas & badfellas: Scorsese and morality

[This was originally published at MSN Movies in 2006, but MSN has taken down their archives.]

“You don’t make up for your sins in church. You do it in the streets. You do it at home. The rest is bullshit, and you know it.”

— Charlie (voiceover by Martin Scorsese) in “Mean Streets” (1973)

If I do bad things, am I a bad person? Can I be a good person despite the bad things I’ve done? Can I compensate for the sins I commit in one part of my life by doing good works in another? Is forgiveness possible? Is redemption achievable? Or does it even matter if there’s not really anyone, or anything, watching over us and keeping track?

Those are some of the Catholic concerns that have preoccupied filmmaker Martin Scorsese throughout his career. His latest film [circa 2006], “The Departed,” is based on “Infernal Affairs,” a 2002 Hong Kong thriller directed by Andrew Lau and Alan Mak, about two moles: an undercover cop who has infiltrated a criminal gang, and a crook who is embedded in the police department. So, who’s the good guy and who’s the bad guy? Frank Costello, the gangster kingpin played by Jack Nicholson, says: “Cops or criminals: When you’re facing a loaded gun, what’s the difference?” And what about when you’re pointing one? In the cosmic sense, we’re all facing that loaded gun, and brandishing one, every day. And the difference — if there is any — is what Scorsese makes his movies about.

Watching certain Scorsese pictures today (“Mean Streets,” “Taxi Driver,” “Raging Bull,” “The Last Temptation of Christ,” “GoodFellas,” “Casino” and others), you can appreciate the ways they both reflect and question the prevailing moral climate in early 21st-century America. It’s a topsy-turvy universe in which the President of the United States himself insists that judgments about “goodness” and “badness” are not to be based upon actions, but are simply pre-existing existential conditions. Good or bad, right or wrong — it just depends on which side you’re on.

December 14, 2012

Listening to language: Our dumb media

First off, I agree with Angus T. Jones — well, about one thing, at least. The child actor of whose existence I hadn’t been aware until a few days ago said on digital video that he was employed on a lousy sitcom that was basically “filth.” Who’s going to argue? Really, is he wrong? Have you ever seen Two and a Half Men? (I admit I’ve only witnessed bits and pieces, but that was enough to get the tenor of the show. And I knew there was a “half” involved — the title tells me so — but I didn’t know Jones was it.) So, the young man says this:

December 14, 2012

Chinatown, My Chinatown: An Andalusian Doglove poem in images and music

Eyes, frames, lenses, doorways, windows, photographs, mirrors, smoke, hands, flesh, water, power…

There are movies I count among my best friends, with whom I have loved, learned, and grown. This is one I treasure most. (Only for those who know their way around “Chinatown.”)

[notes to come]

a labor of deepest love, for Mrs. Mulwray and Gina Namkung (1937, 1974, and counting…)

… and, of course, for Matt Zoller Seitz, Kevin B. Lee, Steven Boone…

December 14, 2012

Don’t forget it, Jake: It’s Chinatown in Boulder!

View image: My Polish “Chinatown” poster, designed by Andrzej Klimowski.

For more than 30 years, Roger Ebert has led a theater full of people in a group analysis of movies at the Conference on World Affairs at the University of Colorado in (the People’s Republic of) Boulder. The film is shown in its entirety on Monday, the first day of the Conference (this is called the Uninterruptus), and then Roger goes over it with the audience — shot by shot, as it were — for two hours a day, Tuesday through Friday. This is called the Cinema Interruptus. Anyone can shout out “Stop!” to make an observation or ask a question or back up (slightly) at any time, and it’s amazing what people come up with. As Roger always says: “Someone in this room has the answer to any question you can come up with.” Or, if they don’t, they will have it the next day.

Over the last few years — at the CWA and on the Floating Film Festival — I’ve seen Roger go through “Citizen Kane,” “The Third Man,” “La Dolce Vita,” “The Long Goodbye,” “Adaptation.” (there’s a period in the title) and others. Other films he’s presented and analyzed with the audience in Boulder include “Amarcord,” “Taxi Driver,” “Casablanca,” “Raging Bull,” “3 Women,” “Out of the Past,” “The Silence of the Lambs,” “The Treasure of the Sierra Madre,” “JFK,” “Pulp Fiction,” “Fargo,” “Fight Club,” “Vertigo,” “Mulholland Drive,” “Floating Weeds,” “Dark City” and “The Rules of the Game.”

It’s a priceless experience to really watch a movie this way — and it increases (sometimes exponentially) your appreciation of the film, because even if you’ve seen the movie before, there’s always something you’ve never noticed, or some dots you hadn’t previously connected.

Although it’s hard for me to imagine the CWA without Roger, he won’t be able to attend this year. So, I’m filling in, and will be guiding the Interruptus through one of my favorite films, Roman Polanski’s “Chinatown”, — among the all-time great movie masterpieces and the ultimate Los Angeles film noir, in sun-baked Panavision color (and no less sinister for it). So, if you happen to be near Boulder, Colorado in a few weeks (April 9 – 13, 2007), come by Macky Auditorium on campus at 4 p.m. and join us to sit in the dark and talk about detective movies, noir, the history of LA, the Department of Water and Power, William Mulholland and the St. Frances Dam catastrophe, Johnny LaRue, eyes, doors and windows, venetian blinds, orange groves, fish, monstrous evil, kitty-cats, and the nose on your face. (And that’s just for starters.) It’s free, and, as they say, so much fun it’s a wonder it’s still legal.

December 14, 2012

Study: George W. Bush was not unintelligent

A scholarly study finds it was the 43rd president’s personality, not brain capacity, that limited his functional abilities. This is an important distinction. It is not that the former chief executive was incapable of learning (the “Bush is dumb” meme), but that he did not want to learn, and did not believe it was something he needed to do. From the research paper, “Bush’s Brain (No, Not Karl Rove):‎ How Bush’s Psyche Shaped His Decision-Making,” included in the Stanford University Press anthology, “Judging Bush (Studies in the Modern Presidency),” authors Robert Maranto and Richard E. Redding find:

… [The] best studies, in which raters evaluate statements without being aware of their source, suggest that Bush lacks integrative complexity and thus views issues without nuance. The leading personality theory (the “5-Factor Model”), as measured by the NEO Personality Inventory, suggests that Bush is highly extroverted but not very agreeable or conscientious. He also rates low on “Openness to Experience.” Similarly Immelman (2002) had expert raters judge Bush’s personality using the Millon Inventory of Diagnostic Criteria. Raters identified Bush as fitting the “Outgoing,” “Dominant (Controlling),” and “Dauntless” personality patterns, which together constitute a style given to lack of reflection, superficiality, and impulsivity.

So, in essence, what did he lack? Critical thinking skills.

December 14, 2012
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