Movie critics: Pros and cons
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Yesterday, Nathan Lee sent out an e-mail to colleagues in which he announced:
In great Village Voice tradition, I was abruptly laid off today for “economic reasons.” My employment at the paper ends immediately: someone else, alas, will be tasked with specifying the precise shade of periwinkle frosting atop the cupcakes in “My Blueberry Nights.”
And so I am, as they say, “looking for work,” though presumably not as a staff film critic as such jobs no longer appear to exist.
In the last 24 hours, Lee’s lamentable departure and the whole moribund notion of “the professional movie critic” have been passionately discussed (at The House Next Door, The Reeler, and elsewhere). But before we get to the latter: Nathan Lee, a member of the New York Film Critics Circle, is a perfervid cinephile (I hope he’ll appreciate that phrase), a writer whose insights and observations are penetrating, often pointed and even more often hilarious. A few highlights:On certain homophobic but ostensibly (and patronizingly) pro-gay reactions to “Brokeback Mountain”: “If I hear one more straight critic complain that ‘Brokeback Mountain’ isn’t particularly gay, I’m gonna spit on my hand, lube up my c—, and f— him in the b—.”
On “Transformers”: “Director Michael Bay never met a rhetorical apocalypse he didn’t love. Dude could film a round of Jenga with greater shock and awe than the collapse of the World Trade Center. There are mini-robots hiding inside his mega-robots. His lens flares have lens flares. He evidently controls the magic hour at a flick of a switch, and flips it willy-nilly for ‘poetic effect.’ In what may constitute the zaniest authorial signature in contemporary cinema, he has a habit of arresting an action set piece in order to indulge outlandishly backlit, monumentally pointless romantic interludes.”
On “Zodiac: “… ‘Zodiac’ is the most information-packed procedural since ‘JFK,’ though far more restrained when it comes to theorizing…. The result is an orgy of empiricism, a monumental geek fest of fact-checking, speculation, deduction, code breaking, note taking, forensics, graphology, fingerprint analysis, warrant wrangling, witness testimony, phone calls, news reports. ‘I felt like I was stuck in a filing cabinet for three hours,’ complained one viewer. Exactly!”
On “”I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry”: “Tremendously savvy in its stupid way, ‘I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry’ is as eloquent as ‘Brokeback Mountain,’ and even more radical. ‘The gay cowboy movie’ liberated desires latent in the classic western, and made them palpable (and palatable) by channeling them into the strictures of another genre, romantic tragedy. Progressive values were advanced by a retreat to a traditional mode of storytelling, the love that dare not speak its name rendered intelligible through the universal language of the upscale weepy. […]
