After the early loss of his first wife, playwright Neil Simon married again soon afterwards. Six months after the death, he fell in love at first sight with actress Marsha Mason, and they were married after a romance of only twenty-two days. Simon transformed those events of 1973 into an autobiographical play that opened in 1977, and now this film stars Mason in a role that is based, we guess, more or less upon herself.
Simon says the story isn't an actual record of what happened,
but was just loosely inspired by his remarriage. There is no way for us to
know. What we can say, on the basis of “Chapter Two,” is that if the key
dialogue between husband and new wife wasn't taken from life, it is possibly
taken from that wonderful category of what they should have said. And there is
a great deal that they should have said. Simon is usually the most quick-footed
and -witted of dialogue writers, but this time he gives us more than two hours
of discussions, arguments, debates, reconciliations, and accusations that
quickly become tedious.
The conversations in his screenplay are too long
and too literal to begin with, but they suffer from two additional handicaps:
(a)They do not take place between two characters whose motives have been well
established, and (b)they have the misfortune to involve James Caan, who is so
tense, uptight, and verbally constipated that it's a trial to wait out his
Caan plays the Simon-like character, a writer
and new widower who is inconsolable in his grief until Mason happens along.
Caan has previously survived a series of blind dates with the usual assortment
of hopeless choices, and so Mason enchants him: She's outspoken, direct,
spunky. Their first "trial date" lasts five minutes (one of those
standard Hollywood "meet cutes"), and in no time at all they're in
Bermuda on their honeymoon.
So far, not so bad. This is all the stuff of
dependable romantic comedy, and we know where we stand. But we are about to
find ourselves at sea for the rest of the movie, because the Caan character
suddenly has agonizing second thoughts ... his new bride gets on his nerves ...
he doesn't know what's bugging him .. he's hurtful ... he splits. The movie
never really bothers itself with why he behaves this way, unless we're supposed
to supply our own instant Freudian analysis. Caan is awkward all through this
movie (he never seems happy playing this part), but he's never more lost than
when he undergoes this dramatic character transformation. And you can't really
blame him: Simon just hasn't given him the words or actions to make himself
After the split, the rest of the movie is
devoted to attempts by first one and then the other of the newlyweds to figure
out what went wrong. Their scenes are so tediously top-heavy with dialogue that
we can barely stand to listen. And then there's the added distraction of a
parallel plot involving an affair between their best friends (Valerie Harper
and Joe Bologna).
There is absolutely no rational reason why this
subplot is in the movie. Maybe it made sense in the mechanics of the stage
play, but it doesn't belong here. And it's all themore distracting because,
whatdaya know, Bologna and Harper are much better than Caan and Mason at
conjuring up the romantic and comic juices of a love affair. Their scenes are
meaningless and unnecessary, but at least they're alive, and just when they get
their emotional rhythm flowing, the movie cuts back to the nonstop marriage
counseling session that occupies the main plot.
“Chapter Two” is called a comedy, maybe because
that's what we expect from Neil Simon. It's not, although it has that comic
subplot. It's a middlebrow, painfully earnest, overwritten exercise in pop
sociology. I'm not exactly happy describing Neil Simon's semi-real-life in
those terms, but then those are the terms in which he's chosen to present it.
My notion is that Simon would have been wiser to imagine himself writing about
another couple, and writing for another actress than his own wife; that way
maybe he wouldn't have felt it so necessary to let both sides have the last