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Shelley Winters: Queen of the watery demise

Herewith, a belated salute, on the occasion of the sailing of the revamped "Poseidon," to the late, great Shelley Winters. At a party of movie geeks on a rainy Seattle night -- the evening of her death (January 14, 2006)…

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MPAA Promotional Poetry Anthology, Vol. II

"Twister": Bovine poetry in motion. Readers have sent in some choice bits of poetry and prose from the MPAA's Classification and Ratings Administration, which I consider to be the institutional poet laureate of Hollywood. Chris Finke writes: "I work in…

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Notable MPAA Press Releases 1: DVD-sniffing dogs

Lucky and Flo, the DVD-sniffing labs. Excerpt from MPAA Press Release (link to .pdf file): [May 9, 2006] United Kingdom, Los Angeles - - The Federation Against Copyright Theft (FACT), express delivery company FedEx and HM Revenue & Customs, has…

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The promotional poetry of the MPAA

A disturbing image of frenetic violence and menace -- and some sensuality, if you're into the whole Cronenbergian "Crash" thing. You may not have noticed one of the most exciting blurbs appearing in ads for "Mission: Impossible III." It reads:…

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Sure to be... what?

Philip Seymour Hoffman is the bad guy in "M:I:III." "Sure to be one of the best films of the year." -- Jeffrey Lyons (on "The Prize Winner of Defiance, Ohio") "Anthony Hopkins gives one of his finest, most endearing performances…

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The fillet of fests

"Junebug" director (and still photographer!) Phil Morrison at the Overlooked. (Photo by Jim Emerson) At several moments during the Eighth Overlooked Film Festival, I thought I had been transported to a time in which the greatest artists of the movies…