The Onion again proves superiority to American media. Important stories include:
Well, I've Sold The Paper To The Chinese
The Internet Allows For A Free Exchange Of Unmitigated Information
Potato-Faced Youngster Lauded For Memorizing Primitive 26-Character Alphabet
Weakling President Asks Imaginary Man In Sky to Bless Nation
Nothing At All Happens To 28 Tibetan Protesters, Their Families
Why Did No One Inform Us Of The Imminent Death Of The American Newspaper Industry?