As “Jackass 3-D” splats into theaters, Frank Paiva and I, over at MSN Movies, debate such urgent questions as: “Are we done with the 3-D yet?”; “What does 3-D add to or subtract from the cinematic experience?”; “Is the technology itself any good?”; and, “What’s the best use for it? Science-fiction spectaculars? Art films? Porn? Amusement park rides?”

Here’s part of my take:

I think 3-D is simply another incarnation of the much-hyped “Angle” feature on DVDs. You know — it’s still there on your remote. It was the feature that was supposed to allow You, the User, to select alternate angles within a scene (assuming the filmmakers had provided the footage). Your invocation of Megan Fox’s cleavage and Jake Gyllenhaal’s chest hairs is right on the money. The most commercially viable use for 3-D (and for “Angle” and for the Internet) is porn.

Jim Emerson

Jim Emerson is the founding editor of RogerEbert.com and has written lots of things in lots of places over lots of years. Mostly involving movies.

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