Somehow, it happened. Michael Bay earned a place in the Unloved. He made his best movie, and no one liked it, and it made no money. Well, sir, you're welcome to go around these parts anytime. Enjoy this look at our premiere vulgarian's attempt to go "straight," and shake your head with me in horror at the culture that said no to a film as electrifying as Ambulance.
To watch more of Scout Tafoya's video essays from his series The Unloved, click here.