My friend John Lichman made this. It's a Bingo card collecting words and phrases you're pretty much guaranteed to encounter when reading the comments on a review of a new comic book movie. John actually researched this: nearly everything on the card is cut-and-pasted from actual comments left on recent film reviews (including different spellings of director Zack Snyder's first name).
Excelsior!
Matt Zoller Seitz is the Editor at Large of RogerEbert.com, TV critic for New York Magazine and Vulture.com, and a finalist for the Pulitzer Prize in criticism.