Moi, misérable: Fermer le trou à tarte

Another brawl in the square
Another stink in the air!
Was there a witness to this?
Well, let him speak to Javert!
— Javert, a character in the musical “Les Misérables”

I was an eyewitness to “Les Misérables.”

After repeated exposure to that dreadful theatrical trailer-cum-featurette about how the singing is all done live on camera! — It’s live! It’s Live! IT’S LIVE! — I had no intention of seeing Tom “The King’s Speech” Hooper’s film version of the 1980s stage musical. But when it finally came out, some of the reviews were so bad that part of me wanted to see what the stink was all about. Still, I’m not a masochist; I don’t enjoy going to movies I know I’m probably predisposed to dislike just so I can dump on them. On the other hand, there’s nothing better than having your low expectations upended. I did enjoy that Susan Boyle YouTube video back in 2009, but that was all I knew about the musical. I remained curious but skeptical. And then …

March 21, 2013

Holy Oscar! A long day’s journey into Muriel

But what really matters is the Muriels. You know, that time-honored annual movie award that is not named after Bette Davis’s Uncle Oscar, but after co-founder Paul Clark’s guinea pig. Throughout the month of February (the 6th through the 23rd), the winners have been announced, as you know because you’ve been regularly clicking on the Muriels link right here on Scanners. Anyway, you know what “Argo” can do; the Muriel voters, on the other hand, chose to give the year’s top prize to what, for me, was obviously the most rewarding movie experience of the year: Leos Carax’s “Holy Motors.”

March 21, 2013

A little black dress makes the world go round

With the passing of Andy Williams, I keep imagining his golden tenor singing Henry Mancini’s “Moon River.” The song talks about crossing life in style. “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” is all about fashionable cafe society and love; in an adult fairy tale, you can have both even if you are two drifters.

The director Gregory Nava once commented, “Whenever any question of style or taste in dress comes up, I simply ask myself, ‘What would Fred Astaire have done?'” Audrey Hepburn is Astaire’s female equivalent: sophistication mixed with fizzy fun.

March 21, 2013

The past is not finished with us

Call it a “torture film” if you want, but the South Korean film “National Security” (2012) darkly resonates with raw disturbing power. The movie itself is a fiction, but the terrible historical fact revealed through that fiction gave me a memorably uncomfortable experience at the screening room last November. We all knew what was depicted in the movie actually happened many times during that dark era in South Korean history, and the movie deeply disturbed us with its unflinching observation of authorized force brutally and mercilessly stomping on basic human rights.

March 21, 2013

Chan-wook Park’s Stoker: Young girl meets Oldboy

For better and worse, “Stoker,” South Korean director Chan-wook Park’s first film with an all English-speaking cast, is very much Park’s baby. Park (“Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance,” “Thirst”) is most well-known for directing “Oldboy.” In that now-famously bloody, operatic revenge drama, and most of his other films, Park takes great pains to steep viewers in his protagonists’ subjective worlds. Perspective is accordingly a prison in “Stoker,” a soapy Southern Gothic-style coming of age story with an Alice in Wonderland fetish.

March 21, 2013

Adrift among the Vanishing Olive Trees

Emad Burnat’s “5 Broken Cameras” (2012) is the most powerful movie since “The Interrupters” (2011). In this autobiographical documentary, the director purchases a video camera to chronicle his newborn son’s growth. Trying to catch those firsts (first smile, first step, first tooth), he cannot separate them from events in his rural Palestinian town, itself defined by life under occupation. In the process, he watches his camera get broken from a grenade. He replaces it with another, which gets broken. And he replaces it with another. And another. And another, so that each camera becomes an episode in his life. The film gets progressively shocking and perilous. In contrast to hopefulness underlying “The Interrupters,” however, this film gets progressively more hopeless and desperate.

March 21, 2013

2315 Words On “Lifeforce.” Yes. “Lifeforce.”

Released in the summer of 1985 to critical scorn and near-total commercial indifference, the sci-fi/horror hybrid “Lifeforce” has spent most of the following 28 years languishing in obscurity. If it was remembered at all, it was either because of its massive financial failure–which helped doom the futures of both its producing company and its director–or because of its status as one of the all-time favorite films of Mr. Skin, that beloved repository of on-screen nudity.

March 21, 2013

Black designers show the French a thing or deux

For those of us who missed our calling as jet setters, socialites or fashion models along comes the edifying, spritely documentary “Versailles ’73: American Runway Revolution” to show us how much work it is to be spontaneously fabulous.

Nearly 40 years ago, in late November of 1973, something rather momentous happened at the Opéra Royal on the grounds of the King’s old digs outside Paris. In the course of a fashion show that Women’s Wear Daily dubbed “The Battle of Versailles,” boldly assertive American runway models — many of whom were what we now call African-American — wore sporty, comfortable American designer clothes with such, well, panache that the absolute supremacy of French haute couture was dented for good.

March 21, 2013

The 2013 Santa Barbara International Film Festival (by way of Oklahoma)

Seasonal anticipation: as 2013 debuted, many were feeling it. The 28th iteration of the Santa Barbara International Film Festival, aka “SBIFF,” was on the wind, with jazzed moviegoers soon to converge elbow-to-elbow in a familiar, even familial, and happy bustle on downtown’s State Street.

I was among the excited, as this would be my third year covering the festival. And for me, extra sweetening would be provided by the tribute to Daniel Day-Lewis, the oft-reticent acting genius whose reanimation of Abraham Lincoln seemed certain to bring another Best Actor Academy Award — his 3rd, making him the only actor to surpass Marlon Brando, who received 2.

March 21, 2013

In memory of Donald Richie

More than anyone else, Jeannette Hereniko introduced me to the concept of the cinema of the Pacific Rim. I knew Donald Richie through his books, and in particular learned from him about Ozu. More than anyone else, he was responsible for the introduction of Japanese films to the West, Particularly when he brought a group of great titles to the Venice Film Festival, circa 1960. He also wrote fiction and on Japanese society, and a wonderful autobiographical travel book, The Inland Sea, about a young GI who returned to Japan after WWII and stayed, inspired a film. Here is Jeanette’s appreciation of Donald, who died on Feb. 19. Roger

March 21, 2013

A beauty pageant Gloria Steinem would love

Women’s History month is just the right time to watch, “Miss Navajo,” a documentary that premiered at Sundance in 2007 and was broadcast on PBS the same year. The title alone may turn people away if you are, like me, not a big fan of beauty pageants but Miss Navajo is the kind of pageant that perhaps even Gloria Steinem could get behind.

March 21, 2013

Did more people hate “Speed 2” than saw it?

Jan de Bont’s “Speed 2: Cruise Control” is one of the most maligned movies of all time, earning the wrath of critics and audiences alike. It has a Rotten Tomatoes rating of two percent and an average IMDB grade of 3.5–levels usually reserved for such monstrosities as The Village People’s “Can’t Stop the Music” (8/ 3.7) and the insult to all things good and decent that is Adam Sandler’s “That’s my Boy” (21/ 5.5). Judging from its box office performance, more people hated “Speed 2” than actually saw it. Yet I have to admit that after watching it on its opening weekend in 1997, I left the theater more than happy and was not surprised by the thumbs-ups it received from Siskel & Ebert. Then all hell broke loose. When I dis a movie a friend likes, all he has to do is bring up “Speed 2.”

March 21, 2013

Steven Spielberg: My animated tribute

In my copy of his book “Scorsese,” Roger Ebert wrote these words: “Every movie lover needs a hero.”

I’ve found mine in Steven Spielberg.

Spielberg has been my hero ever since I, in my childhood, saw his more popular films (” Jaws,” “Temple of Doom,” “Hook,” ” E.T.,” “Close Encounters,” et al.), but recently, as I covered areas in his filmography I hadn’t before, and doubled back to some that I didn’t quite remember, I was struck by how much he really is my hero.

March 21, 2013

The best bar in the world that I know about

The first Chicago bar I drank in was the Old Town Ale House. That bar was destroyed by fire in the 1960s, the customers hosed off, and the Ale House moved directly across the street to its present location, where it has been named Chicago’s Best Dive Bar by the Chicago Tribune.

I was taken to the Ale House by Tom Devries, my fellow college editor from the Roosevelt Torch. It was early on a snowy Sunday afternoon. I remember us walking down to Barbara’s Bookstore to get our copies of the legendary New York Herald-Tribune Sunday edition. Pogo. Judith Crist. Tom Wolfe. Jimmy Breslin. I remember peanut shells on the floor and a projector grinding through 16mm prints of Charlie Chaplin shorts. I remember my first taste of dark Löwenbräu beer. The Ale House was cool even then.

March 21, 2013

A shooting in Harsh Park

When I was a graduate student at the University of Chicago, I must have driven past the little park a few times. Hyde Park, where the University is located, is a neighborhood including fraternity houses, foundation headquarters, school department offices, even President Obama’s family home. Frank Lloyd Wright’s Robie House can be found there, and Henry Moore’s chilling death’s-sculpture marking the place where scientists first split the atom.

March 21, 2013

New seasons with new names

I have watched with a kind of petrified fascination in recent years as the world creeps closer to what looks to me like disastrous climate change. The poles are melting. Ocean levels are rising. The face of the planet is torn by unprecedented natural disasters. States of emergency have become so routine that governors always seem to be proclaiming one. Do they have drafts of proclamations on file?

March 21, 2013

A boy, his dog, and a puddle

I believe it was the writer W. G. Sebald who said: “Men and animals regard one another across a gulf of mutual incomprehension.” No animal seems to comprehend us better than the dog. For that matter, I comprehend them more than any other. Like the Nicolas Cage character in Herzog’s “Bad Lieutenant,” I have no idea what an iguana is thinking. Does an iguana?

Growing up on the books by Albert Payson Terhune, I developed an early love for dogs. It didn’t bother me that one bit me on the cheek at Mrs. Meadrow’s Play School. It was my fault. I’d tried to ride her like a horse.

March 21, 2013

My wife Chaz, the television personality

Note: This entry contains several high-quality embedded videos. It’s necessary to give them time to load before attempting to view *any* of them.

Searching for mention of “Amour” on our 2012 PBS program “Ebert Presents at the Movies,” I was pointed by Google to one of Chaz’s video reports. I remembered liking her video at the time, started noodling through all of her reports, and found myself thinking of my wife’s emerging role as a movie critic. For more than 20 years, she’s attended virtually every film festival and press screening with me, debated the films, made friends with the people.

March 21, 2013

How I am a Roman Catholic

On Thursday morning, February 28, I found CNN featuring a continuous shot of a helicopter. The network cut between a close-up and a distant dot. It was Benedict, flying from the Vatican City. This was extraordinary attention for an ordinary cardinal, because as Benedict told the throng awaiting him, “I am no longer Pope.” I am not a scholar of Catholic history, but I believe we were witnessing the first time the Papal throne was vacant while an elected Pope was alive.

March 21, 2013
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