Dean Koontz

Reviews

Phantoms (1998)

Blog Posts

Roger Ebert

In the meadow, we can pan a snowman

You better watch out You better not cry You better have clout We're telling you why Two Thumbs Down are comin' to town We're making a list, Checking it twice; Gonna find out whose movie was scheiss. Sandy Claws is comin' to town. We see you when you're (bleeping), We know when you're a fake We know if you've been bad or good So be good for cinema's sake!