Little Jimmy. Mean, nasty animals -- story here -- about a girl who went OUT ON
A DATE -- didn't know the guy too well -- one thing led to another -- the guy
GROWS FANGS, Little Jimmy -- starts dripping saliva all over her Gloria
Alpo, Unca' Rog! What happened then!
turns to the guy -- doesn't know what to say -- says, "GET YOUR HANDS OFF
OF ME!" Werewolf -- hardly listens. Doesn't SEEM TO HEAR!
things can happen on a date, Unca' Rog.
Little Jimmy. She said -- she'd been out on dates with a wolf before -- BUT
NEVER A WEREWOLF!
CALIFORNIA CULT, Little Jimmy. Up the coast from the big city. People --
sitting around campfires -- singing songs -- getting their heads back together.
One wanders off into the underbrush -- NEVER SEEN AGAIN!
here -- this broad who was a TV ANCHORWOMAN. Investigating weird cults. Went
into one of those adult movie arcades with the doors that lock from the inside
-- you know, Little Jimmy?
bits in the slot?
Little Jimmy. Gets in there -- locks the door -- lights off -- guy standing
there in the dark -- she wants to GET THE STORY. Guy says, "Turn
A WEREWOLF! Cop comes in, blasts hell out of the private viewing booth -- they
take the body to the morgue -- next day, the BODY IS MISSING! Says here -- CLAW
marks on the inside of the stainless steel door!
Toledo Steel Works!
more. Broad follows the trail to the cult's summer camp -- advice of her
psychiatrist -- turns out -- WEREWOLVES are running the camp. She's not just
hearing things -- the underbrush DOES have noises in it.
says -- tells her -- says, "I want to give you a piece of my mind!"
HER -- a piece of his mind. Pulls it out and gives it to her. Nauseating.
Research indicates -- if you're bitten by a werewolf, so long, baby -- you ARE
a WEREWOLF. Legendary story -- they come out only at night -- NOT TRUE. Can
come out anytime. Daytime not safe.
the SCARIEST THING in this movie?
the whole movie?
MOST AWFUL THING in the whole movie, please, please, tell me, please?
right -- you asked for it -- WORST thing -- you've ever seen -- MOST DISGUSTING
SIGHT in the history of films -- you don't believe what you're seeing -- here
it comes, Little Jimmy: Before your VERY EYES -- this movie CHANGES INTO A DOG!
White Fang!!! Is it worth seeing?
Little Jimmy, in a sense, it is. Ridiculous -- yes. Comical at times -- yes.
Silliest film seen in some time by the Animals Movies Critics' Team. BUT --
great special effects as men BECOME werewolves. WOMEN, too. Before your eyes.
Done with -- says here -- HYDRAULICS! Sensational!
it worth my money?
sure is, Little Jimmy. Says here -- worth your money, IF you get it two for