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Bump and Grindhouse

View image Angie polishes Ponce's pole in "Pretty Maids All in a Row." View image "Revenge" is a dish best served hot! Dennis Cozzalio at Sergio Leone and the Infield Fly Rule reports on Quentin Tarantino's Grindhouse 2007 Festival at…

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Chris Rock: Blacks more electable than retarded

My problem with Chris Rock (who belongs with Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia in the category of Comics I Don't Think are Funny) is that he too often fails to base his shtick on accurate or meaningful observations. It's just…

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LOST: Schrödinger's Cat

So, OK, like I was over at The House Next Door because it's like one of my favorite blogs, right? And I was making an observation that, in the last episode of "LOST"-- it was called "The Man From Tallahassee"…

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Crix Nix Kix Flix (Part I)

"I will smite thee for being a dunderhead." Or: That's Entertainment Reporting! Have entertainment industry "reporters" lost all touch with the reality of the business they're supposedly covering? In a world where... "Entertainment Tonight," Entertainment Weekly, Variety, the New York…

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A Clockwork Cuckoo

View image: Eyes Wide Shut. My review of "Color Me Kubrick" at RogerEbert.com and in the Chicago Sun-Times: John Malkovich is a terrible Stanley Kubrick. In "Color Me Kubrick" he plays the director of "Dr. Strangelove," "2001: A Space Odyssey,"…

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Don't forget it, Jake: It's Chinatown in Boulder!

View image: My Polish "Chinatown" poster, designed by Andrzej Klimowski. For more than 30 years, Roger Ebert has led a theater full of people in a group analysis of movies at the Conference on World Affairs at the University of…

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The Huckabees Harangues

Why is this stuff coming out now? Coincidence? Sergio Leone and the Infield Fly Rule has the best coverage anywhere of the whole "I (Heart) Huckabees" on-set "maelstrom" (as proprietor Dennis Cozzalio calls it), including the now-infamous YouTube clips of…

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Lust and Death

Saint Luis. Every now and then, there comes a time to make a pilgrimage to a sanctuary, a place of retreat where one can let oneself float unhindered in a sanative state. Now -- yes, right now -- is one…